Week 6; Friday afternoon; Roxy

[princessantly]

[ After so much laundry and trying not to find body parts, Alisha's finally got some time to catch a breather. And what does she do?

... Knocks on Roxy's door, because she may be a knight and a princess, but she's also a teenage girl, and when one needs advice... well, Roxy seems to know what she's doing. ]

Roxy? Do you have a moment?

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[muties]

Well... think of it the other way round. Any of us could die any day, which is trash, do you wanna die thinkin' "gee, I wish I'd gotten to tell the space elf that I want his wizard dick. now he will never know, and I'll never know if he wanted my princess--" er, you get the point.

[ Shrugs.

And then has to get all blushy herself. ] Thanks, Lish. Tho, honestly, he's way outs of my league, so I was pretty... surprised. [ that he was not also after faize's wizard dick, or at least not Solely after the wizard dick ]

On that note, though, if you do tell Faize you like him and he rejects you I will personally break his pretty face for you.

[princessantly]

I-- that's not-- [ wizard dick?? ROXY CAN YOU NOT... Alisha's face is already glowing a bright pink, and it's all she can do not to bury her face in her hands. It's not like that?? ]

Please, don't break anything... he is well within his rights to reject me.

[ ... She can't even pretend this isn't about Faize, huh. ]

[muties]

I'm just messin' with you. I know you're after his wizard heart. [ Shoulder pat... she is sorry, friend. ]

Well, maybe, but it'd still be really stupid.

[ It's like. Illegal to reject a princess. ]

[princessantly]

Truly... [ she manages a smile, at least. ] I wish I had your confidence.

[ What if she dies? What if he dies? Confessing to him now would only make it hurt worse if such a thing came to pass, wouldn't it?

But as Roxy had said... if that happens, what sort of regrets would remain if she doesn't say anything? ]

[muties]

I don't have any confidence, I just shut my brain off sometimes and it occasionally works out.

[ shut your brain of, who needs it anyway. ]

So maybe try not worrying about what might not happen. And if you do die... well, it might maybe not be permanent? [ we hope?? gestures vaguely ] So then after everything's unfucked, you could go off to your castle and have the purest wedding ever.

[princessantly]

I, er... really don't think things will progress that far...

[ ROXY PLEASE. ]

But... thank you. [ Being teased aside, this has actually helped. ]

[muties]

Aw, no royal wizard babies anytime soon? I'm shocked.

[ roxy sorry ]

No problemo, girl. I hope I haven't somehow completely fucked your view on le romance.