[He covers his mouth as a last-ditch effort to stop his laughter from growing louder, looking vaguely distressed and apologetic as he does so.] F-forgive me. I am not making light of this, I swear, I do not find the situation humorous at all, but...
[BUT THE FUCKING STAR. PLEASE JUST PICTURE WHAT THIS LOOKS ON HIS END.]
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[BUT THE FUCKING STAR. PLEASE JUST PICTURE WHAT THIS LOOKS ON HIS END.]