[ way to hook on what was clearly the least interesting part of that spiel ]

Yes, didn't you know about the mystical properties of closet games that cause romance?

[ said with complete seriousness. then laughs. ]

No, it's not the closet game-- er, well I guess that helped. Since no one can run away. [ it's mystical properties are forcing people to share a private convo for seven minutes ] It's more about what you do in the closet game that matters, y'know?